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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 13 hours ago

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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 13 hours ago
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  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    # Checking validity of each file
    for file in directory:
      content = file.read()
      for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
        if keywords in content:
          return True
    
    # File is Invalid and fake news
    return False
    
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    The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

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    EVERYTHING’S COMPUTAH!

  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some “fixes and improvements”…

    …Comes the same AI that offers to “fix your code.”

    Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

    Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete “All your code files”, sir.

    • saimen@feddit.org
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      Does he really don’t know the difference between cut and copy?

  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

    • wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de
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      He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file

  • Davin@lemmy.world
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    Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

    • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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      Drop the executable in the GrokBox

    • 3abas@lemmy.world
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      The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.

        The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.

        The context window can’t handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      LMAO, yeah let’s jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!

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    Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?

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    No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

    He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

      • saimen@feddit.org
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        Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      relevant comedy bit

      • Botzo@lemmy.world
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        Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.

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    please don’t use grok.

    elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

    please don’t use grok.

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      Is using it without paying him anything fine?

      • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don’t use it at all.

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      You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol

      • turdburglar@sh.itjust.works
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        i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.

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          You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…

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    I do work for an AI centric company and we’ve used almost every major model in some way, shape, or form.

    Grok was so bad on all fronts that we ceased using it completely.

    So I don’t believe this for one second. I don’t even find ChatGPT to be useful for code. I’d probably put Claude first and versions of Gemini second, with no current third.

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      I men, grok 4 only just came out. Can’t really judge it based on previous models

      • Traister101@lemmy.today
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        Very true the last ones weren’t going around spewing as many Nazi talking points

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    Wait so are they using grok to code grok? No wonder it keeps getting shittier

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      His engineers swear by it! To his face, at least.

      • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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        When he asks to see their code, they send him a single file.

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    Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!

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      Just really fuck up this shit. I want it unrecognizable!

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    Get popcorn ready

    Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.

    Enjoy popcorn

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      My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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        I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

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          I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn’t mind the return of the old for this event

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    Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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      Führer loop

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        • Auswitch statement
        • V2latile variable
        • Goebboolean
        • Zyklon C++
        • Left shift, Reich shift
        • Open and close Parenzer
        • Iron Cross-compiler
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          Thanks I hate it!

    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today
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      if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }

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      It’s for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

      /s obviously

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        Modern problems…

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          Require traditional 1933 solutions!

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