Just because Barbie and Transformers worked doesn’t mean every old toy needs a movie
Hobby Horse: The Movie
Given the fact that this is now a competitive sport, it won’t be long.
Tina?
Rock’em Sock’em Robots?
That was basically Real Steel with Hugh Jackman.
Time for a Rock’em Sock’em Reboot then.
Me: Holds out both fists so I can’t be hit Dad: You’re cheating! Roll credits
They really are turning all objects into movies now.
Yes, but Rubber was excellent. It’s really a problem of creatively bankrupt giant studios pumping out formulaic dreck.
Rubber was so dumb it was awesome.
- Hollywood is truly out of ideas.
- What shit toys we had! I had a viewmaster. It was slightly educational at best, slightly entertaining at most, and always a toy that you lost interest in after about 15 minutes.
How the hell is that gonna work? A magic View-Master the family hops through somehow‽
Maybe horror? Monster can only be seen through a viewmaster?
Project Zero has entered the chat
Shitty They Live remake?
Thay or its gonna be a shitter version of Seinfeld’s poptart movie.
I’m getting flashbacks to when Battleship somehow got green-lit.
Wake me up for Lawn Darts the movie.
Unless it has Jack Black or Chris Pratt in it, then let me sleep.
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I want to get off Mr Bones Wold Ride
More nostalgia slop
Ugh.
Coming this summer:
What happened to the stupid HotWheels movie with JJ Abrams? That at least sounds like it has some substance even if it turns out to be shit.
Probably some time-travel or alternate universe bs. Not sure what else you could do. Maybe make it some sort of spy tool
That was a shit toy, but everyone had one.
I didn’t but I had a go on someone else’s and was mildly interested for a few minutes and then handed it back as I was already bored.
would have been a
goodprofitable idea during the recent 3D movie craze. They don’t even make 3D televisions any more though so it could be a good remake candidate during the next 3D wave.
