DUMBASS

Tl;dr

Extroverts: This is awesome

Introverts: This sucks

Everyone: Where approval?

EC3 is wrestling in NWA now.

Todays Chosen Pakistani/Instant Pakistani

Hahah, okie dokie then.

Hahahahhahahha no, iPhone isn’t better.

Apple waits for android to cop the shit, then they do the same. Won’t be long untill they’re pushing the same thing to you iPhone people.

Nah that’s mainly for fishing, you can use it for hunting, but an RPG is way better for hunting.

I think we should swap usernames.

Do you guys not have phones?

Because you won’t eat your veggies and make your bed.

My bad, if I knew this skit I would have committed to the bit.

Sorry, you are out of credits to generate this response, please purchase more to continue.

I don’t have green ink, will red rink suffice?

How’s this?

Nope!

Well of course, you’re the eXpErT!

Fuck I’d trust a venomous snake that I’ve stepped on to not bite me more than I’d trust the oligarchs with anything.

Your theme song

Ohh no not the big scary Android and iPhone words, better fucking censor that shit, some dumb cunt might get their dick in knot over it.

Don’t buy the switch 2 and cancel your Nintendo online subscription.

Removed by mod

Looks like I’ll have to pre write a testimony for if/when someone kills me and my sister wants to have AI talk for me.

"Hey fuck head who killed me, you’re a fucking pussy!

Ooooo look at me I used a (insert weapon ) like a little bitch

I’m gonna haunt your ass and focus the entirety of my spectral energy on making sure your dumbass life sucks in there.

Also, suck a dick dumb cunt, I’m poor, you got nothing but jail for being a useless little bitch baby.

Catch ya real soon, like reeeeeeeeaaaaaaal soon."