Reddit CEO Defends His Absurdly High Pay While Not Paying Mods

catculation@lemmy.zip · 1 年前

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Don’t worry, friends. As a mod of Ten Forward, Star Trek and Lemmy Shitpost, I would never expect a salary.

I do accept bribes.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 1 年前

What would it take for you to see five lights?

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

PhAzE@lemmy.ca · edit-2 1 年前

Two bars of gold pressed latinum… and not a shilling more!

Side note: I guess that’s an item they can’t replicate, otherwise everyone would have a lot of money all the time.

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

As long as it is latinum and not just that worthless gold.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 年前

I assure you, it’s a high-grade, premium latinum blend!*

*90% gold, 7% soybean oil, 3% latinum.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Armin is a shimmering man.

octopus_ink@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

Well, those certainly are some attractive lobes. 😏

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Sorry, those lobes are for business.

raynethackery@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Everything has a price.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 1 年前

AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Do you take your bribes in homemade baked goods?

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

StrayingTimbuktu@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

But they’re all Leola root :(

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Neelix likes leola root. It’s everyone else who hates it.

viking@infosec.pub · 1 年前

How much for a permaban? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 年前

For you or someone else?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 年前

If I win the lottery 10/10 will pay you.