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In the spider’s defense, those are some bad roaches.
I blame the schools
I’ve had a giant spider in my bathroom for months. Eventually, her little boyfriend moved in. They caught so many flies (I live in a barn). Sometimes, I’d walk in, and she’d have one in her mouth like a dog. I accidentally killed them diatomaceous earth recently because I was getting rid of ants. 🥲
Charlottes Web 2
Its the charlottes web universe, with the old yeller ending.
Yeah but by season 2 they’re best friends.
For real for real, had a horrible ant infestation, had to leave for a week, came back to a bathroom full of spiders and sucked out mummified ants. I mean they should have used some protection at their orgies but ok I guess a fuckfest after a gluttonous feeding was justified.
spider rave noises
- unless you live in Australia. We had to censor Peppa Pig for spreading this pro-spider propaganda. That said, there hasn’t been spider or snake deaths in years, due to antivenom. Will still hurt like hell though.
I’d love to have a talking, horse-sized spider as a friend. 🙁
I think you’re underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you’re nothing but a snack to such a creature.
I just have to stay away from their nets and everything will be fine. Also, it would probably suffocate before it could kill me
I think being an evil deity with a penchant for singing discordant melodies is a prerequisite for giant spider-friends.
With proportional spider strength? Jesus Christmas. You’d be unstoppable
It using the noisy pee funnel to fall asleep would even be endearing to me.
The what now?
It’s a reference from “Spaceman” with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.
Here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/rNZ0xKaCdus
The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.
I bet he just won’t shut up about Dogar and Kazon, too.
Zoidberg has a friend!
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