Thank you!

1. That is NOT Michael Jackson
2. What is so amoral about MJ?

it sounds like I dodged a big bullet.

How?

How did you dodge any kind of bullet, never mind a big one?

Jumpin’ Jesus on a Pogo Stick, not everything is a life or death scenario - you fucking refunded a game.

mmmmmmmn

Delicious copium.

I’m playing the NextGen update of Witcher 3 right now and it’s glorious. Really does hold up.

One of the very few things I actually miss from that other site.

God damn, it’s been a while since I’ve crossed paths with an honest-to-god rube! Keep on keepin’ on, you flickering bulb.

I’m in this picture and it’s making me so soul-crushingly nostalgic that I’m gonna log off and go to bed.

The what now?

Steaming hot.

Like a freshly laid turd.

Just because you still live in Mommy and Daddy’s basement, doesn’t mean you have a family. More like, a family is still stuck with you!

Removed by mod

Why should a TV ever need updates? Does anyone still make good “dumb” TVs that don’t want/need an internet connection?

I like the cut of your jib.

Can’t be bothered to double-check cuz I really don’t care

For FUCK SAKE, why do you even bother posting your garbage opinions then? and with such authority too!

I still have one of my Lumias in a drawer. I loved that phone and the UI!

Fuck off.

And Solarized sucks ass. There, I said it.

Hard agree.

Using a fucking outdated wiki as your “evidence” while acting like bloody Sherlock Holmes?!? Could you be a bigger ass?

From the actual game website:

“Experience up to 32 player multiplayer when you summon the social hub, the Space Anomaly, from anywhere in the universe. Form a group, go on inter-galactic missions together or visit each other’s bases.”

Reading comprehension FAILED successfully.