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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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    Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

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      It’s just that he has enormously long arms.

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        Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

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    Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

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      He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

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        deleted by creator

        • asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml
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          deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    OK, this is hilarious.

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    This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

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      Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

      Edit: typo(s)

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      Removed by mod

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    This is entirely fake.

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      but op is verified

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        Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

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    • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Like you

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        Boom. Nice shot.

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      What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

      Please, I’m kidding. But it would be interesting.

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    Where’s the crowd? Are they all on strike?

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    boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

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    Sean k strikes it again.

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    just removed a comment on my first day

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    Anyone confirmed this true or not?

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      It’s a joke.

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      How do you function in life?

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        Like this

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          “You chose… poorly”

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    nice AI slop

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