salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square117fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·10 months agoDown the leg? I wrap it around my waist
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·10 months agoI curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoIf you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 months agoI throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
minus-squaremeep_launcher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoLike any proper gentleman.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoKAKAROT!!! I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
Like any proper gentleman.
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner