Oh i love you!

This read like a movie review. I love movie reviews.

Don’t watch this movie! Died by the second half. My neighbors called SWAT on me cuz the movie script was that bad, the actors completely unlikable, and the direction almost nonexistent. The CGI was not bad if it was 1990s. There was almost no humorous scenes. Just wet paint dripping dialogue by actors that couldn’t fake an emotion or facial expression to save their life.

Every time a critic dies a little on the inside

Can’t get enough. The opener is always fresh and hilarious

lets burn down our civilizations by spending all our wealth discussing this

The issue is based on legal terminology. Gender isn’t a legal thing only pushed into our vocabulary.

Allocate an unbound memory blob and sit back for the herd of the Rust coders to line up. Sell them a soda while they do their best chicken parody

this is why FOSS community goes ahead and removes untrustworthy blobs and replaces them with open source alternatives.

The open hardware is an issue, but there are efforts there as well.

They have paid and are paying themselves a never ending salary. The printing is gradual and then all at once.

We will reach infinity, make sure you get your hands on the infinity or trillion dollar note.

which it turns out would be an unfortunate edge case

just found this floppy disk in the paper cassette and son’s wondering what this icon means

With a little bit more flexibility coulda turned out quite differently

The question isn’t whether would enjoy it, it’s whether or not would solve the issue.

Of course, he’d enjoy flamethrowing the PC. So would everyone including you and me and the next guy and his dog if he could work the trigger with his tongue.

Think about it, if had to fix it with tongue, the flamethrower would be the lesser of two evils

Be thankful aren’t an animal lacking opposable thumbs and flexible enough with an insatiable urge to lick own butthole

Genius!

safest piece of paper in the universe

That’s a feature for another day

It’s just dem dare city folks that obviously didn’t stonk up on duck tape when had der chance.

Looks like a solution to me

Lets look around at materials on hand:

• a piece of paper

• a flamethrower

Not what i woulda chosen either

Write a post that leads back to a tiresome obvious discussion about a particular coding language without mentioning that coding language

now rinse wash and repeat until our eyes have no blood left to bleed

govts print infinite money. All of us are working for free. Their fiat is credits for the company store.

If you think funding projects is bad then the response is to support lobbying project owners to put in malware until FOSS is publically funded.

All we have to do is verbally support it. And cheerlead when it occurs. We don’t actually have to actively do it. It’s a threat which is done in politics all the time.

Step 1: all software has to be open source

Step 2: governments, required by law, to fund FOSS projects in their tech stacks. Helped by organizations which trace project funding and lobbying to promote FOSS security by providing funding; a huge incentive to not insert malware

Step 3: coders are afforded dignity (UBI); given funds geared towards affording a maintenance team. Regardless of country of origin. Vital infrastructure is vital infrastructure. Talent is talent.

I support this move to Step 1

Where is the list of pauper gov’ts which force talent to get a job rather than be a talent and then maintain their projects with dignity!

Those jobs are mostly nonsense. Geared towards wasting our time building:

• yet another stupid web site

• yet another stupid smartphone app

• yet another stupid cloud base server instance