Psaldorn

Because sometimes publishers like to be the ones cuetailing dev choices

If there’s only two options you only need one keyword

Look at this ci deployment! THE TESTS ARE TURNED OFF. YOU’RE RAWDOGGING PRODUCTION.

Oh my days. Your AWS isn’t destroying old deployments, no wonder you’re indebt, you have seven times more compute than NASA FOR FUCKS SAKE.

At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

Or am I being trolled.

Chortle my orbs

Using gs, ga and gc for git bullshit has saved me many a keystroke. They show the current status, last log and prompt me for commit message and everything!

TRY AGAIN IN THREE DAYS

Didn’t take long.

Ah, windows logs, another amazing experience that doesn’t make me want to kill everyone.

tail /var/log/thing.log is far too easy

That’s still going?! I loved the customisation available in that

I mean, java and Microsoft errors are preceded by 120 characters of useless trash oftentimes, that is equally as infuriating.

So many times I see junior Devs (or not so juniors) and normies seeing an error message and, visibly, static plays between their ears on their mental TV set, then they just click the first button that looks appropriate and complain it didn’t work.

The text of the message does not get read or parsed.

“You need to close the program to continue”. Doesn’t work.

“Unexpected X at line N” Doesn’t work.

Drives me insane.

Full circle

Short and creepy, interested

The diner scene always makes me hungry

You can get game pass for PC so, probably that way around

From the same group that doesn’t understand joins and thinks nobody uses SQL this is hardly surprising .

Probably got an LLM running locally and asking it to get data which is then running 10 level deep sub queries to achieve what 2 inner joins would in a fraction of the time.

I hope there is a “dirt running down” simulation. Washing from the bottom up should be penalised.

#TopDown4Lyfe

Chev Chelios ❤️

I want more and I know I shouldn’t.