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minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down1·edit-211 个月前Management said that writing tests takes too much time and eats into the time that could be used to write features for the app, so they decided that we’re not writing tests. They were always green anyhow
minus-squarejet@hackertalks.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 个月前Developers are responsible for their own testing. Test coverage and end to end tests will be assigned to someone no longer at the company, or on vacation.
minus-squaregraphito@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 个月前oof, bro, gotta use “/s” so not to be downvoted into oblivion by accident lol
minus-squarejet@hackertalks.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 个月前It’s not satire if it’s what most people do by default:)
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 个月前“also, there was only ever one and it just asserts true”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 个月前Tests are for nerds.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 个月前Programming is also for nerds. Therefore, tests are for programmers. ◼
but what about the auto tests
Management said that writing tests takes too much time and eats into the time that could be used to write features for the app, so they decided that we’re not writing tests. They were always green anyhow
Developers are responsible for their own testing.
Test coverage and end to end tests will be assigned to someone no longer at the company, or on vacation.
oof, bro, gotta use “/s” so not to be downvoted into oblivion by accident lol
It’s not satire if it’s what most people do by default:)
“They were always green”. I wish
“also, there was only ever one and it just asserts true”
Tests are for nerds.
Programming is also for nerds.
Therefore, tests are for programmers.
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