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minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·22 hours agoNo consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue. I swear all their SQL is select * from *;
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoSometimes you’ll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn’t find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it’s suddenly appeared.
minus-squareDragonSidedD@monero.townlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-220 hours agoAs a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian’s
No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.
I swear all their SQL is
select * from *;Sometimes you’ll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn’t find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it’s suddenly appeared.
As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian’s