SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square300fedilinkarrow-up1989arrow-down114
arrow-up1975arrow-down1external-linkmuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square300fedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·20 days agoI’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
I’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
It’s terrifying that this is plausible.
We call it New Redis!