Also H1Bs…gone. Puff!

Man, at my last job I knew a bunch of guys doing such great job. Very dedicated people who were always very nice and super bright. We’re gonna send them to India where they can develop the country and outcompete us.

That sounds fantastic.

New instance.

Only hot and or under aged immigrants are acceptable. Specially if they have big natural boobs because that means new Americans with big natural boobs. I think penis-wise probably they might consider 8" and longer but must be very girthy. What do I know, I’m not a rapist politician. I could be totally wrong.

I have a tiny penis. But I know a guy who has my real penis. I call his penis my penis. Trust me guys, its big!

Welcome to Microsoft 476! With new features such as fly! That’s right! A real simulated fly will help you. Introducing, “the wall” it’s where the fly lives! It will stay out of your way unless you call it. Setup your own buzzing noises! It will remind you in perfect stereo fly sounds about your incoming meeting!

I’m Brown and would like you to update my resume…I’m sorry, but, would you like to discuss a math problem instead?

No!, my name is Dr Brown!

Oh, in that case, sure!..blah blah blah, Jackidee smakidee.

Yeah. And I mean, yesterday we removed our Christmas tree sacrifice and I put it in our wood burning chimney. PNW. Dude, that pine tree was so dry that it burst into flames immediately. I freaked out for a sec. So if you got a battery plant and it’s in the middle of a big ass fire and it doesn’t burn on the first 24hrs, that means you did something good.

The fact that it didn’t burst into flames while every building did means that the battery plants are resilient enough for anywhere else.

The Linus from tech tips is such a sleazeball. If I knew him in person I would probably dislike him enough to walk on the opposite side of the street. Too bad he’s associated with Linux via the name.

They should return it. Whoever lost that key could still be looking for it.

Plus some of it is made up and or adjusted to make the rich and asshole sound like heroes.

Its like mice and traps. The stupid mice get the most bendy necks as the trap slams at high speed on them.

I was thinking of giving my self a handy when I wrote that. Sorry. Not sorry though.

Arthritis, Is that an app? She complains about it all the time. But she could be a great AI programmer!

My mom is totally ready. She’s in her presidential age. She can still talk pretty good, walks and is very independent. She has an iPhone if that helps.

That’s how they call it in Europe… A handy!

Well, fucktastic!

Get married, then legally, you only need one lol.

I have absolutely no need for my phone number, nor do I use it for anything that I couldn’t use a voice app for. Just get rid of them altogether.

They don’t care if you got black or white skin. They want to syphon your money.