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Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
-brought to you by terrible advice duck or whatever

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

Limitless only for the same visit. 1 customer per reaction.
No repeat visits or sharing allowed!

Look up how to quickly disconnect the batteries before you go hunting, so you can do that before you get them home.

How are they supposed to make the unimaginably big number go up ever faster if they’re not taking all they can from everyone at once?
It’s an optimization problem. Their fiduciary responsibility and raison d’etre is to solve it.

Autopilot engineers in meeting: ‘Oh, hi… You’re… here.’

Step in front of the train: Tell your manager this whole project is dumb, provide a list of reasons why it’s a bad idea and explain you are prepared to resign rather than enable its further development.