I imagine there are game devs who were laid off by the studio of the game they are playing getting extra pissed.

Like, they may know why a game breaking bug is happening and how to fix it, but they can’t, because the dipshit CEO wanted another yacht.

When Bobby Kotick read this he probably aperture clenched his asshole so tight it burst his prostate.

game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

arbitrary npm package:

• last updated 4 years ago
• sole developer legit dead and buried
• 47 dependencies
• 608 critical vulnerabilities
• condemned by the United Nations

Still has 7 million weekly downloads

Very cool

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

Same

Ok Mr Task Manager

• hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
• break Edge’s fucking shins
• fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
• murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
• tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3

Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.

Brain still good yey

edit: typo. perhaps I need to make that appointment

Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.

Could you perhaps rephrase?

I’m not sure if I understood what you said.

Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?

Anything else?

Trying this every time I need to delete an account

all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads

I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated

I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue

+ a monthly service fee

for the price of a cup of coffee

I see that fifth puppy u aint slick