I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer

the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle

people just don’t want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

I’ll read this article later

are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic

Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time

We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs

One ruby script can easily:

• Lie to the public
• Tell shareholders to buy more stock
• Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
• Lobby Congress
• Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus

Bots? On Reddit!?

I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

I get pretty violent when I realize I’m talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

There’s also ResistMap, a network from the Turn Left PAC that solicits ICE agent–sighting reports via a form, displays verified sightings on a map, and allows users to opt in for text alerts.

Very cool

How popular is it over there? Would be sick if it gets enough traction to go global and rat on all cops. Not even touching Waze with hazmat gloves

a lot

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Imagining a modern breaking bad remake where Walter goes to jail because Saul was rusty with his copyright law knowledge

yum

mum boiling slop in the slop cauldron

But have you considered the fediverse?

Also, we’re neglecting to mention the fediverse as well as the fediverse

You make a very good point and are clearly a lot more knowledgeable than me.

I’m going to rephrase. Windows 11 was shitty from the start. I can defend that statement, which we both agree with, to save my ego from internal bleeding.

They keep adding shitty things to it.

I skimmed an article on enshittification yesterday

It mentioned Windows

Can something be enshittified if it was shit from the start?