Tiefling IRL

It’s going to be written using vibe programming

The ocean is fake

I use AI toolings to generate snippets of bash scripts because I can’t be fucked to remember that syntax. Obviously not for anything with high risks or that I can’t easily verify. But things like parsing through mass amounts of files

60k isn’t that much, I frequently run scripts against multiple hundreds of thousands at work. Wtf is he doing? Did he duplicate the government database onto his 2015 MacBook Air?

The soundtrack is by Solar Fields. Amazing ambient electronic artist, great for chilling or even sleeping.

Along that genre I also recommend Carbon Based Life forms, Joey Fehrenbach, Trentemoller, Hol Bauman, and Marconi Union

There’s more story and lore in the comic books. I really enjoy its world.

Meanwhile landlords: two outlets should be enough for a living room right?

That’s not true, I’m sure many of us over 30 have never heard of him either

My friends and I often staple cash to ourselves. I have no idea how infections aren’t more common. Every now and then a piece will actually get stuck under the skin.

I’ve been trying to move more towards tarot cards since they’re cleaner

Canadian dollars are plastic and contain pictures of things like a spaceship arm and a research vessel. Where are all the pictures of the illuminati?!?!?

Black Mirrors Hated in the Nation makes fun of this briefly iirc

Use bitwise operations to simulate an adder. Bonus points if you only use NOR

Legit fortune tellers could see them coming /s

They’d be pardoned

One of my local watering holes fills a chalice with empress, tonic, raspberries, and whole peppercorns. Absolutely delicious

Real red velvet doesn’t use food dye. It’s just cheaper to make imitation red velvet

See that’s a valid excuse. Similarly I don’t eat seafood so I know in advance I’m not gonna like anything with oysters in it. It’s different when someone doesn’t have those restrictions.

Oh no the best pineapple pizzas are the ones without sauce/with white sauce. The pizza oven cuts the acidity of the pineapple and makes it delicately sweet.

It’s my favorite topping. I doubt most people who hate it have even tried it

I’ve been in industry for a decade, big tech for over 6 years. And I STILL fucking hate Python. I can write in it, but everything about it just feels wrong