Prices mysteriously go up about a week before prime day sales, then drop to a few dollars below normal, scream “39% off” and you feel like you beat the system.

Ah, the ol in haec verba Tarantino rule

The Federal Toothless Commission at this point?

The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations

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PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker

It was a fun little experiment to use for about 15 minutes. Won’t miss it.

Yeah that’s absolutely how they lure people in. Sensible issues to be concerned about, starts out normal, then about two links of thought in, the tinfoil hats come out and the solution is fucking nuts.

Whisky development folded like a month or two ago, unfortunately.

Their response is literally “he said it on a podcast,” and his comment on the podcast was the fingers statement plus “Apple engineers talk about this.”

Go suck a railroad spike bud, you might as well have said that foot binding is the reason for good workplace retention, because Apple workers said so.

Make sure it’s the horny old-age home, GMILF Manor

The rice cooker jingle slaps

They just wanted to find new slurs.

Affinity is awesome, at least until Canva starts demanding a subscription model.

Stevie Wonder version is superior anyways

Broasted

Same here. Phone stays in my pockets and I can do all my timers, alarms, calculator, and reminders to leave for appointments. Especially useful while cooking.

Make it more annoying. Commercial breaks and an “Are you still watching?”

So instead of lasers for self driving, we got cameras because they’re like eyes and they can do the same thing. Now odometers, they spin and the number gets bigger. That’s like a slot machine. They need lots of numbers, so we’ll make them like penny slots and just go one little bit at a time, and it’ll make you feel like a winner when the parts fall off!

Even if it’s a Turkey-specific restriction for users based in the country, it nonetheless shows that Bluesky is willing to comply with government requests.

Nothing like taking out the ‘93 Mercury Sable for a drive.