Musk will no doubt try to buy it with stock that devalues like 1923 Papiermarks.

Hey, I just ran into this one yesterday! I figured it wouldn’t hurt to speed up the ghosting process, so clicky clicky.

And that standby battery life? Sorcery.

“Oh you want to unlock 4k? That’s the premium tier. QHD for you!”

Perfect exchange, no notes.

If that happens and the factory layoffs come, those nets are gonna be full

It’s not so much that they don’t give a damn, but that they can’t tell. I taught some basic English courses with a research component (most students in their first college semester), and I’d drag them to the library each semester for a boring day on how to generate topics, how to discern scholarly sources, then use databases like EBSCO or JSTOR to find articles to support arguments in the essays they’d be writing for the next couple years. Inevitably, I’d get back papers with so-and-so’s blog cited, PraegerU, Wikipedia, or Google’s own search results. Here’s where a lot of the problem lies: discerning sources, and knowing how to use syntax in searches, which is itself becoming irrelevant on Google etc. but NOT academic databases. So why take the time to give the “and” and “or” and “after: 1980” and “type: peer-reviewed” when you can just write a natural-language question into a search engine and get an answer right away that seems legit in the snippet? I’d argue the tech is the problem because it encourages a certain type of inquiry and quick answers that are plausible, but more often than not, lacking in any credibility.

“Hand us your money and us MBAs promise it’ll eventually get somewhere safe” is not reassuring even before the lie.

Yeah, I just got the TestFlight access to Loops and it’s janky. A useable web UI would go a long way.

A sestina based on the rules is, formally speaking, easy. Ask me to write one that will be studied after centuries, and you’re asking for Petrarch.

The article said nothing about intellectual disability, but it did suggest some older people contextually from their complaints. Here’s an actual citation from one of the complaints that I think sums it up perfectly:

Now, i’m an intelligent [person], at least I consider myself that to be. I am a huge fan of elon musk and tesla. I only bit into this because it did sound too good to be true.

My phone plan just dropped the $10/month discount for autopay because they’re price-gouging shit garglers. The second I clicked on the “port out number” option, they put up a banner offering $10/mo off for the next year. I do appreciate not waiting three hours on the phone just to turn down the offer anyway. MVNO it is!

What the actual fuck? I’d send them a notarized bag of flaming dog shit.

Nah man, you want New Coke. Catch the wave.

They’re going full Australian coffee. YouTube medium shorts.

Man, people tried harder against Salman Rushdie for $6 million.

I saw Snowpiercer on another comment so I assumed we were scraping the surface lol

Wong Kar-Wai’s films, particularly his 90s Hong Kong vibes of Chungking Express and its spiritual counterpart Fallen Angels.

*Note: Some United flights may now divert underground to give The Boring Company more tax breaks

“Why don’t they like it when we dig up Brandon Lee and take a shit in his mouth?” /s