So you don’t trust me, but you trust McAfee to give it full control over the system. Yet my software doesn’t work because something is blocked and nothing is showing up in the logs. But when we take off Mafee, it works. So clearly McAfee is not logging everything. And you trust Mcafee but not me? /s kinda.

What kind of barbarian puts a space in their password?

From Hawaii. This isn’t Spam, this is luncheon meat. Or veggie luncheon meat. Sorry to be so snobby about canned meat products, but you can take my Spam from my cold, dead hands. I’ll give you all my luncheon meat.

And Hawaii. Well, kingdom busters.

Fucking ENS

Can we build an AI manager that just keeps asking for different shades of red?

That’s a big jump. it’s possible! of course, but some people actually do need the supervision.

Categorizing stuff hard

You can easily tell if you did something wrong with Towers of Hanoi.

No homo

Damn immigrant

Just become an AI consultant and triple your salary.

no it isn’t. what answer to that question has any value to me as a reader?

Helpdesk? You guys are like the people who have to go and fix a melting nuclear reactor. Necessary but only do it for like a year or two otherwise you get broken.

Definitely does not have the Steve Jobs talent

Yes, naming things one of the three hard computing problems left along with cache invalidation.

I recently paid about $40k for a small trunk. I would’ve paid more for an electric small truck but none exists.

If you’re able to break everybody’s encryption, why would you tell anybody?

Isn’t Service Now just help desk software? A ticketing system? I only know it from the user side, but it looks basic. What makes it shitty?

I run Linux on my desktop