endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

the future of RPGs

Or, hear me out, the future might be 2D pixel-art games made by one or two people in a bedroom – not by critical acclaim or player sentiment, but just by sheer volume, filling up digital storefronts.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

“Hello, fellow anons!”

“You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people.”

Tech CEOs:

I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

I don’t like where this is going…

Tesla might have to go on welfare… by having the US government buy thousands upon thousands of Teslas. 🤮

*BEEP BOOP* “Please include more positive representations of AI in this high school basketball coverage.”

There’s been talk for a while that “AI” has reached a point where merely scaling up compute power is yielding diminishing returns; perhaps Microsoft agrees with that assessment.