I always write at the bottom of the message “call me if you don’t get this”.

How lucky that we’re on the internet! 😉

No, but it’s not a bad idea.

I miss the days when Bob would go on actual adventures.

Did you enjoy the joke?

Is that your own layout, or is it a scheme like QWERTY or DVORAK that I haven’t heard about?

The average adult skull has a capacity of around 1.2 litres, or five regular cups of coffee. Our buddy with the axe there should think about getting his insulated and capped. Even if he’s not carrying around his whole day’s supply, it’s gonna get cold fast.

All this time we’ve been keeping our true power hidden.

Also, if you mention Zealandia in New Zealand, people will look at you blankly and say “The bird sanctuary?”

That d100 has weird markings.

My wife (presenting me with three identical carpet samples): “Do you like grey with a hint of blue, grey with a hint of pink or grey with a hint of yellow?”

Me: “Trick question?”

That first thing.

I’ve tried it and I didn’t love it or hate it. It was just… on my plate. Like the unsalted mashed potatoes of the meat world.

Canned corned beef, on the other hand - I’d probably eat it every week if it wasn’t so fatty.

I’m going on a tangent here, but that link goes to literally the best website name I have ever seen. “Pointieststick”.

The first profession to be automated out of existence by AI. (The laugh track.)

Youtube would also have far fewer technical tutorials.

I got a rosy little glow inside me reading that.

Good word.

Is there a word for this? Yanking features from a services so they can be sold to you as an add-on?

Linux Mint with the Cinnamon desktop. It’s designed to make the transition easy. The menus and taskbar are all in the same place as you’d expect them on Windows. There’s the usual set of documents/pictures/downloads folders. The interface is good-looking and polished like you’re used to, too.