Hahaha

I’m 3D-printing Gameboy Cases full of hatred

Funnily enough he doesn’t even have a physics degree. He has been wrongly claiming that forever, and one joke is that’s one reason he bought Twitter, because the guys there wouldn’t shut up about that

Exactly, you boot the kernel, then get out the electron microscope to twiddle those bits (which is why Linux users are perverts)

NIHing?

So this is the easiest opportunity for the most upvoted comment ever, thanks to Mr.As-Long-As-It’s-Not-Illegal-It’s-Fine down there!

I would still like to add my opinion: TikTok is an instrument of non-conventional warfare and espionage, why is it still running like it is

I would attend that funeral

Thank you, thank you, sir or madam

Omg pls no stop it

His full name is Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin now, though (for real.) It’s kind of disrespectful not to use it.

I am continually surprised over what basic features - like recording from an audio sink and a source - are not implemented on these devices that so many billions and years have been spent on developing.

It’s as if… sanity and user requirements were not the main design guidelines :o

That just makes him even more likeable

Next level: be a subsidiary of a pharmaceutical corporation

Vertical integration: secretly make some of your fans terminally ill, then let them play a preview of your game.

Oh no, I was really happy having thought we had moved past the beige 😬

I think we should petition Valve to award that intern Andrew something big, like a million bucks or so, if that hasn’t happened yet! They might just be cool enough to go with it!

Let’s gooo Andrew!!

I hate this trend of sequels and remakes, but I’m here for gory horny Popeye lol

I think nobody should be discriminated against because of their gender, but what the developers did to those dialogues was horrific

This is the right answer