Where’s the Sunday night stress when you realize you’ll have to deal with it all again tomorrow?

Oof, didn’t know magic 8 balls ran Windows. Maybe a plan 9 ball would be less biased?

I’m guessing because it was more of a 70s hippy idea: free sharing of love, drugs and cryptographic keys

Why do they need a patent for this? How would this not conflict with just tv remotes? Like it’s not a bad feature, but blocking anyone else from having a rewind button without paying them seems like an overstep for such a basic addition.

[Coment attempting to have an intelligent and witty take on the conflict dispite two typos from either lazyness or stupidity]

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

I wouldn’t call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.

Translation from German: The Bart the

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

They’ll write “you’re welcome” on your bathroom mirror when they track that you’re in the shower.

I would normally put an if-statement before that to verify if IGNORANCE still equals BLISS

That’ll really come in handy when they need to do renovations and lost the original blueprints.