Go forth, young squire. 🙌🏽

Ain’t nothing wrong with downgrading to play the game you want.

The little engine that c-c-cou— uhhhd! 🌋🚂

Ferreal. They stumbled through the Uncanny Valley, but decided to camp elsewhere — and wisely. The rampant alteration by the frothing, untethered Sims modding crowd will tweak every atom of their hard work into something barely recognizable. Except for the towel-guarded bits that pixelation made “too suggestive”(?)… Yeah, that’s not gonna come up at all, post release. 😉

Ya gotta be able to skateboard through the server room.

That’s assuming the idiot in this isn’t the interviewee.

Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

Sweet summer child still thinks management isn’t just an RA for a warren on the brink of cannibalism.

You prefer another way?

You mean that ol’ classic wherein said baby musta weighed ^…about ^tree ^fiddy?

hooks & chains*

Unf. With just as much zeal, too. I haaate love that game. And RE8, too.

Taking candy from a baby is nowhere nearly as easy as taking a sparkling new dream from a poor. 🥲🤢

Or, he’s got a real hobby.

Dunno, I grew up with free meals & drinks & checked bags, visits to the cockpit, and an upbeat atmosphere on every flight. So, after the systematic removal of all the above by this point; a fumbly, nonconsensual, half-hearted handjy seems on-brand for that gaping suckhole of a “public service”.

So, you’re saying this article is both a complete waste of readers’ time AND a lukewarm shite ordered by mgmt to meet quota, keeping their owners “in the news”?

Hunh. That tracks.

Little Johnny Tables, the hero we didn’t expect.

Gotta keep play to the cheap seats, these clowns

Darn.

So… Bullshit, then? That tracks.