if you can find a turbo-enCOBOL sneeble implementation sure

smh real programmers use magnetized needles on tape

it’s called snap cos thats what the community will do to your bones if you use it. apparently

racist against ducks

Sqwisatz Hadernut

bruh

i’m not caught up on my piracy lore™
who is this person?

that’s a good question, what would happen to the movie if the company behind the drm goes under? i assume that cinemas have some contingency to still be able to play the movie in that case right?

so what you’re saying is that we must infiltrate the drm company and plant a secret backdoor that can be used to bypass the activation key

it also doesn’t want to do google for some reason

errant knights

linux usage hits one tuxillion % truly the millenia of the linux desktop

oh! i forgot about that, thanks!

it has been said before and i’ll say it again: Pascal’s wager for tech bros

i should clarify i am not the person in the screenshot lmao

99% of the [thing]_official accounts on tumblr aren’t real, they’re just people pretending to be official accounts at varying levels of commitment.
the post popular one is probably osha-official who committed so hard they got a misdemeanor for impersonating a US Governmental service

as far as i’m aware it’s just a copypasta, knowyourmeme explains it pretty well

mansplaining, noun:

Mansplaining (a blend word of man and the informal form splaining of the gerund explaining) is a pejorative term meaning “(for a man) to comment on or explain something, to a woman, in a condescending, overconfident, and often inaccurate or oversimplified manner”

dunno what was drawn last time but i say we make Xenia

i’m surprised there’s not a single slur in there