Ruby Ranger seems to be trying.

The development of Doom and Quake is a tragedy with no villains. Daikatana has several.

AI tends to be distinct, because things move so fast that we’re exposing programmers’ stupid internal names.

What an obviously terrible name.

Well yeah, Perl is write-only. Larry Wall asked the monkey’s paw for a language that works on the first try. What’s onscreen are your raw brain patterns.

Thank god it runs like crap. Optimized C isn’t pretty, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at it more than once.

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Hmm.

But they can’t just patch out always-online DRM! Think of all the no more money they’d lose!

Having watched one (1) video about this game, I’d guess the best fix would be making the combat unhinged. Don’t polish it. Crack it. Make it fit the batshit nonsense story, by being interesting, instead of sensible.

No Man’s Sky did it first.

Nothing in a video game should cost real money.

Ban the entire business model.

Thirteen furries just had an aneurysm.

Troll harder.

I mean $_.

“We wanted it to work like Perl,” said someone who should have been killed on the spot.

IIRC the question was, ‘can we put a camera on a rocket?’

And then the solution was Victorian. The same shit Muybridge did for a galloping horse, one hundred and twenty years earlier.

28 Decades Later will be shot in 13:1 surround vision, captured on the director’s watch. And still win twenty awards.

28 Decades Later will be shot in 13:1 surround vision, captured on the director’s watch. And still win twenty awards.

Engineers don’t let engineers design interfaces.

“I never thought that words like product would ever leave my lips.”

See also the client camera movement guide:

GNU Autotools: yes.