If someone can’t walk a few blocks, that’s on them. Airplanes don’t get you exactly to the destination either. There’s a tradeoff.

E: For all the “What about the elderly or disabled?” If they can’t walk a few blocks and also can’t afford a car or taxi/Uber, what should they do? Mobility devices exist. Handicap accessible buildings are federally required. Your argument is merely a thought terminating interruption. That problem can easily be addressed.

1 star reviews on the app store consistently mention sync issues and bugs that delete notes and don’t allow opening. Have you encountered any of this?

Pretty sure current tech is difficult to get blood pressure from a watch. The results vary a lot depending on how firmly the watch is against the skin and where in the wrist it’s registering. It also needs to be calibrated using a normal cuff.

Apologies, I’m no longer as technically literate as I used to be. I’ve no idea what that means.

Is there any alternative to chromecast out there with more privacy?

I like referring to it as xitter, pronounced “shitter”. What were once tweets are now steaming piles of xit. Or someone taking/dropping a xit.

Biggest controversy about our president at that time was that our president got blowjobs.

Consensual blow jobs.

Smack me in the back of the head like yoshi and I’ll swallow anything… anything

What about my racist and misogynist views I try to hide underneath my crazed and incompetent rantings about DEI? Is there room for someone like me?

Which means you are still consuming the burger for 10 seconds fully regretting your decision.

Cheating on your wife with a porn start and illegally paying her hush money gets you the white house.

Studying sure. But this is openly speculating to the uninformed masses. Can earphones cause cancer? Unless you can prove they don’t, that is a hypothesis that could be tested. But more importantly, it’s slop for clickbait bullshit so your aunt can post that to Facebook and feel superior to all the dregs giving themselves cancer by wearing earphones. It’s useless.

And the bots they need to pump those numbers.

Nothing a little reprogramming can’t fix.

Good gods! Already? Could they not have prepped us for this with an announcement like last month?

Best I can do is unceremoniously flop your limp corpse on the pile and sprinkle a little lye on it.

He’s also been known to associate with the hacker known as 4chan.

Keep doing it! My feed is almost entirely people I know or groups I’ve chosen. I’ve blocked probably hundreds of advertisers. Now it’s like quarterly or so when they refresh their advertising scheme that I have to block maybe a handful more.

For this kind of recall, the expense can be insanely low. It’s just a software update that can be done over the air. Something that would warrant a recall is the type of thing they would fix for future builds. So they already put money into it to update the software for future builds. Just pushing it to older builds is simple. Ergo the part of the formula for “the cost of doing the recall” is, as previously mentioned, insanely low. This makes it very easy to have that cost be lower than the amount to settle out of court.

1. Yes

2. Cause it’s warm and comfortable in this mass hive of stupidity. Who wouldn’t want to be one of us?

Went ahead and filled in that questionnaire for you.