I wonder what else it can get wrong for only the cost of a few glaciers.

reminder that Quake and Quake 2 regularly go on sale for about 5 bucks

They tried but it kept creating clones of PacMan instead

You say pervasive, and I say permissive [soft-shoe dance]

yeah I agree. I do my best to avoid hearing these words when they come from loathsome people. Parroting them, even in jest, still means those ideas are being amplified.

Get back to me when they spell Billion with a T

I hear you, but the writer isn’t concerned with “can”: If you replaced “can have the answer to any question in seconds from my a tiny device in my pocket” with “must” then you can see their dissatisfaction.

if I went to a restaurant and was told that I had to install and use their app to order their food, I would fucking leave. If it was the only restaurant left in town then I’d have much less choice in the matter. The insidious nature of technology is that it changes “can” with “must”.

AIs can generate false statements. It doesn’t require a set of beliefs, it merely requires a set of input.

I just assumed Notepad++ made the writer happyyyyyyy, made them feel fiiiiine

Moderators at Facebook have been arguing these points for a while now, many of which have gotten mental issues though their work and don’t get any medical support

How in the actual hell can Facebook not provide medical support to these people, after putting them through actual hell? That is actively evil of them.

most phones now don’t support memory expansion

Well of course not. If phones supported memory expansion you would just buy more memory, instead of buying an entirely new phone Don’t even get me started on how bloated these apps have become. I used Paperclip word processor on a Commodore-64; you can not convince me that your app needs to be 50+ Megs in size.

Fascinating :)

no doubt it’s all been squirrelled away into crypto. They’ll have fun trying to hold the guy accountable. Oh wait, no, accountability is for the poors.
Anyway, enjoy the sound of the keys jingling, folks

In other news, theconversation.com is now re-branding as thefuckingobviously.com

Best of fucking luck, hon. You’re on the Fury Road now. What you need is a U-turn.

“Either the Line Goes Up or the Rope Goes Up” - evil CEOs everywhere

They fear Cory, as should they all.

I hear it pairs well with Super Mario Bros

next up: US Bill proposed to jail people who watch MSNBC US Bill proposed to jail people who watch PBS US Bill proposed to jail people who don’t buy a cybertruck US Bill proposed to jail people who don’t vote GOP

So much freedom, so little time.

Don’t hate the timeline, hate the news. There are real people out there still trying to make the world work, getting stepped on, pushed over, marginalized, silenced. They need you. They need all of us. Do not let The Bastards win.

(I’m still workshopping the “don’t hate the player hate the game” - suggestions are welcome. Words can still inspire people, even before coffee)