I can even run games that don’t work on modern Windows, like Fallout 3.

I charge a consulting fee. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

That’s why they pay me the big bucks.

Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

text editor application that came with Ubuntu

nano

shivers

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

Or you can host your own instance and let the servers send you all their data (instances can still defederate)

That’s covered by my phone.

I have a Google home. The only reason I have it is because Spotify gave them away for free back in 2019. It sits unplugged somewhere.

Its the anniversary of deciding the Internet was not an unwanted child.

Technically it’s the Internet’s conception date, not its birthday.

Also since 2015, Google has made it VERY hard to install extensions without the web store. This extends to most chrome derivatives as well.

There are workarounds if you use ungoogled-chromium (Method 2 should work with normal chrome as well).

Windows does not wake up from “hibernation” to do “updates”. What it really does is sleep walk during S0 sleep (aka Modern Standby) to check for updates, slowly draining your battery. Classic hibernation is not available while S0 sleep is supported by the BIOS.

Mac is also guilty of this.

Which side are you on?

• People use too many emojis
• There’s not enough variety of emojis

Elon must be experiencing withdrawal symptoms right about now.

We’ve had .moon and .mars since 2009

Edit: Looks like r/CryptoCurrency has recently acquired the .moon TLD.

Sounds like some sort of decentralized federation of server resources. I don’t know, seems a bit advanced. /s

Also circular reference