Ignotum

If I had to pick bugs out of my wine I would probably also switch to drinking liquor instead

1. Write a ton of code
2. Remove all newlines
3. Submit 1-line PR
4. Profit

Facebooks messenger doesn’t at least

bill of 40 billion dollars shows up
“Oh shit, I’m going to have to work twice as hard for a couple of hours to make that back”
Tweets twice as often

What do you mean it’s impossible for it? I know how LLMs work but I don’t know if any such limitations

Write me a regex that matches a letter repeated four times, followed by a 3 or 4 digit number

Here’s your regex: ([a-zA-Z])\1{3}\d{3,4}

I haven’t tried Manjaro and I don’t have an opinion

- Guitar Solo

“did you pack this bag yourself?”
“Yes?”
“Then is there a tactical nuclear warhead in the left pocket?”
“Ah shucks”

A pile of money on fire

And then Apple refusing to repair it due to “water damage”

“Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return”
“What?”
The end

ncdu is a great tool for this

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?

If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly

Notepad running through wine

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

It’s serverless, not servernone

Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!

Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can’t seem to stop raping children

I liked using Arch, but i got tired of Allan breaking into my house and bricking my computers all the time, so i ended up switching