Like… Barely.

It’s just a cute game where you sell slime shit.

Or they replaced words. It’s possible he said “It’s” but since it’s not currently true, they changed it to [will be] but I’m just speculating.

They’re editing the quote to add information they think is relevant. Ken Levine didn’t say “will be”.

Gen z became what boomers think millennials are.

Anyone else feel like the vault hunters in this game look generic as hell? I personally can’t wait to play… Guy in a hoodie.

Yeah, but borderlands 2 feels like it was written by a funnier 13 year old that’s kind of self aware. 3 has a more “hello fellow children” vibe to it.

Me, a fan, instantly recognized her and noticed nothing “weird” about her. Caring at all about her jaw shape or whatever intrinsically makes you a gooner.

And honestly, you’re fucking weird for even responding to me.

She looks higher resolution.

She looks like a supermodel, what weird gooner take is this.

no new game plus

Just rip my heart out and spit on it.

On the other hand, this update is unexpected, so I’m tentatively excited.

This was known.

Pretty much all candy was designed to shut kids up.

You can’t really talk and chew caramel.

At this point I feel illumination makes movies for Facebook karens that think yelling “banana!!” In a minion voice is the most funny shit on the planet.

I didn’t learn things but I can count two sides which, since they are sides, that means they’re the same.

/s

BioShock. It really depends on playing it blind in order to have an impact.

King crab is technically imitation crab meat.

Or, hear me out, he creates an ego vanity project and call everyone that doesn’t enable him a pedophile.

Rather set the money on fire, tbh.

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You: “bet you had to optimize and synergize and energize…”

Me: “haha, crossbow and pal sphere go brrr.”