EU is making a new law which makes your IP the same as (something similar to) your social security number and they say piracy is going to receive a huge blow.

Sounds like an April Fools joke.

What’s mandos? I don’t find anything useful when searching for it.

pcgamer.com with the spineless headline which should have read “Donkey Kong cheater Billy Mitchell”

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Dear Aunt, let’s set so double the killer delete select all

This is a horrible decision.

ATT … penalised smaller publishers in particular since, unlike the main vertically integrated platforms, they depend to a large extent on third-party data collection to finance their business

Cry me a fucking river.

Here is my actual autocomplete (first suggestion for each word):

The diagnosis is that the patient is a member of the family and has been in the hospital for a long time and has been treated for a long period of time and has had a very bad reaction to the medication and has been given a good doctor to treat the patient for a long term condition that is not a good idea to be honest with you.

JK Rowling is a transphobe, a bigot, and a fascist.

JK Rowling is a transphobe, a bigot and a fascist.

I personally know of two different banks who send a notification to your phone app to verify that it’s you they are speaking with on the phone, and they will do this even when it’s them that called you and not the other way around.

It’s security theater as it doesn’t prove anything to either party (as it’s trivial for scammers to have a man-in-the-middle) but they still do it.

They’ve pissed so many billions of dollars into quantum computing, at least they’re using it for something.

Did anyone tell them that you can use the noise in a semiconductor junction to produce truly random numbers too? You can buy one for a few pennies.

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Most recent episode is 17th Jan. Did they stop?

I want my altavista back

An SEO ghoul’s wet dream.

Don’t ask to ask, just ask.

28 days later.

Let me guess, you get your Linux kernel development news from youtube?

Well said.

Childish behavior all around, by the looks of it.

You can tell which engineers don’t work face to face in an office with a team of other engineers, because they end up sounding like this in text.