Pregonte file

What about a process? File gone wild?

Amen. Hallelujah! AMEN! Ooh yeah brothers and sisters, AaaAAaAmen!

PS: this is not a cult BTW

* legitimate telemetry data

Ah yes. Elon’s salute. The famous salute. Sounds OK to me if it’s just a salute. Is there some simple way to describe this salute, to give the reader an idea if it’s a good or a bad salute? I wonder if there would be a precise description for this salute, my dear journos?

Ah yes it’s a nazi salute, of course. Easy to forget this adjective, since it’s completely harmless and very mundane.

Not sure where I fall into this chart.

I can tell you. You’re in the shit distro+shit browser part of the chart. Terrible choices. Not like my distribution which is so good. With a very good browser.

No I haven’t read what your distro is. Nor your browser. Irrelevant.

My distro? You wouldn’t know it. Very niche. But very good. Maybe the same as yours, but not the shit one. The good one.

Am I a moron? Sure. A moron with a good distro. (It’s ubuntu+chrome, if you know it)

I usually go with "Test. Mentioning the existence of this message can make you the target of all sorts of unpleasant things. Ignore this message or else.

You don’t get it. You’re still acknowledging the existence of the message since you’re reading it. You still don’t get it. Either this message exists, or you do. It’s a zero-sum game. Do you enjoy existing?

Are you thinking about it? Wrong.

Test."

commenter of extremely high IQ

WTF did you just call me?? Imma shank you

N’importe quoi, y a la chocolatine du nord et la chocolatine du sud, ça fait 6, retourne à ton école pourrave à Paimpont (j’ai rien contre Paimpont, c’est très pimpant).

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 15€

Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!

Astronauts now: we need ice cream, stat! These space travels are very uncomfortable.

Cosmonauts then: I will jump through the atmosphere with this glorified handkerchief to slow me down

(Me in my armchair, also now: all these guys are such losers. I could do all that any day. But not today, maybe later though)

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Frankly the whole article is just bizarrely defining metrics to fit the narrative.

Given the respective numbers of professional book writers and billionaires, I doubt it very much.

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Counterpoint: Riemann makes sense. Lebesgue makes no sense. See my PhD dissertation “Why Lebesgue integrals are laughable and France should be annexed by Luxembourg”

You can also debug post-mortem with the minidump or the core dump file with WDT on Windows. Great fun and a good way to brush up on your assembly skills

I think for once I didn’t fuck up.

https://cplusplus.com/reference/cstdlib/rand/

Loads of beginners in this thread. Here’s how it’s done in the industry.

The code:

return a;

The test:

a = rand()%100+1;

It works, boss.