Lmao. We all do it eventually!

I believe they were making a joke about sugar free corn

I think it’s just poorly written pseudo-legalese, and it’s intended to mean that he will be unable to enjoy life in the future because of the psychological damage that poor is doing to him (unrealistic expectations and mental harm, et cetera).

While porn addiction and unrealistic ideas of beauty and sex are genuinely real things that happen, the way to prevent that is with frank, open discussions about sex and pornography, not trying to prevent your 14 year old from masturbating. I was a 14 year old boy at one point, and lemme tell you, nothing could stop me from masturbating. Nothing. It’s just not going to happen. Kids will find ways to find porn, and if somehow we completely do away with it entirely (again, won’t happen), they’ll find new ways, and they’ll read and write erotica or get into hentai or whatever. This woman is insane, Kansas is insane, and so are all the other states imposing this bullshit

Gonna ruin me, but seconding. Brick in the window video?

Honest to goodness, it was freaking good. I’m sure the Europeans would absolutely die if they tried it, they’d be so offended we call it cheese, but it was good .

We had government cheese in the late 90s and early 00s. Honestly, it was good. I don’t know wtf the difference between gubment cheese and American cheese was, but it was so much better than regular American cheese.

The last one there is my basic philosophy for real life. Magic is real, we just understand it really, really well

I always mention whenever I see libro.fm brought up: if you don’t have a local store you want to support for whatever reasons, Firestorm in Asheville, North Carolina is a fantastic refuge for the local queer community, it’s a worker cooperative, and they’re struggling to survive. Please consider them if there isn’t another local place in your own community. With the big book stores and then Amazon, a lot of communities don’t have a physical local shop anymore, so if someone has a plug for their local, I think it’s worth making on these kinds of threads.

Computer, arch.

Computer! Arch!

Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!

… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck

Definitely oot, but if I could pick two, it’d be this super weird game I’ve never been able to find again, or remember the name of. Had a kind of Hawaiian theme, iirc. There was a conch shell you blew. It was weird, and I loved it so much

I have the protoarc, and it’s awesome. Got it for using with my tablet when I’m stuck in a parking lot (long story) for several hours. Only trouble with it is that the design of the case means you have to use their charger, because the insertable length of the USB c is slightly longer than normal, and the case makes it so a standard USB c won’t fit.

I hate having to have multiple chargers, especially proprietary ones, so I took a knife and carved away the plastic around the charging port, and now I can use whatever USB c I want. Just thought I’d mention, because I’m sure it’ll void the warranty. Lol

I would also like to know please

Of course, Lemmy rocks in that way. But it didn’t say “dumbest take on Lemmy” just dumbest take.

No, they just said it’s the worst take of 2025. I can think of worse. Lol

Not “he’s just autistic” or “it was a Bellamy salute?”

I knew Lemmy was Linux centric, but I didn’t realize just how much lmao

On top of that, so many places no longer have websites, they have Facebook pages. Wanna see the menu to your favorite restaurant? Fucking Facebook. Want to know the hours of operation of that computer repair place? Fucking Facebook. Want to know if the shop you’re going to carries your brand of something? Believe it or not, fucking Facebook. It’s so integrated into our culture at this point. No private entity should ever have been allowed to amass that much power.

I know, but these are federal judges stating that the ban cannot go through because it violates federal law, is it not? Or am I misunderstanding and they are federal judges saying that TNs law violates TN own state constitution?

Yay! I can whack it again! I mean, I was gonna whack it either way, but now protonvpn isn’t slowing my whacking it quite as much. Ain’t got time for no forced digital edging while I wait on the buffering just so I can bust it at the exact right place in the video

I’ve never understood that shit. State a bans something, states b, c, d, and e also ban it. Federal judge comes in and says “state c cannot ban that. It’s unconstitutional,” how and why does that not apply to the others as well? It makes no fucking sense. Our country is fucking weird

Update me when you do? I want one, but can’t afford something that won’t work well, so I haven’t looked into too hard. Lemme know what you get