apotheotic (she/her)

I would say its less that they’re “rewarded” and more like they’re turning every customer upside down and shaking them until the money falls out

Apparently it crashes a bunch, doesn’t boot at all, poorly optimised. So basically its slightly worse than the average AAA game in the modern era.

Oh, no, I just have succumbed to memes, but thanks!

days they were only known for fortnite

glances at jazz jackrabbit, gears of war, bulletstorm, and unreal tournament

Am I old, chat?

I hear you, though

Absolutely fuck epic. But I’m more than happy to take free shit from them in exchange for a fake name, a burner email address, etc#

This is fucking disgusting and, as mentioned by others here, literally fucking crime

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of furries suddenly cried out in horny and were suddenly silenced (they started to draw more Judy Hopps r34)

Celeste, Hollow Knight, Ori and the Blind Forest

Devolver was one of the few people I absolutely trusted to keep investing in new and upcoming indie stuff, this is sad to hear :(

Boot licking, lmao. Dude, fuck Epic and everything they stand for. They could collapse tomorrow and I would celebrate. Whining about free shit is just weird. If you want it, take it, if you don’t, move on.

River City Girls is a pretty sweet game. Also its a pretty weird look to complain about the free games you are being given for free.

Unreal that AI is so ubiquitous apparently in programming, that I as a non-AI-user had to come to the comments to understand wtf this meant

In fairness the collar compliments my skirt quite well

Yeah I hate it when companies checks notes hire furries and femboys because dei

Silly Bitchell

The annoying thing is that Mitchell is going to use this to falsely claim he has been cleared of cheating allegations. Dude is an insufferable cunt.

How are you supposed to program without programming socks?

Shamelessly reposting this comment I saw on the trailer on YouTube.

“So we really do want to wait for a generational leap in compute without sacrificing battery life before we ship the real second generation of Steam Deck. But it is something that we’re excited about and we’re working on.”

As of October 2024, this would suggest we hadn’t yet had that “generational leap” at the time of writing.

(Source https://www.eurogamer.net/steam-deck-wont-have-yearly-refreshes-because-its-not-really-fair-to-your-customers-says-valve)

Despite the expectations surrounding the Steam Deck 2,

What expectations? Valve has flat out said its not happening yet because the hardware isn’t there yet.