I’m good with my 1080p TV and cables from 9 years ago, who the hell cares about a few extra pixels? I want good content, not better graphics.

I was wondering what would happen if you asked it to send you money.

Lol read past the title, smart ass:

Macquarie Dictionary, Australia’s national dictionary, has recognized the importance of the term enshittification in today’s tech by crowning it the word of the year – it also won the people’s vote.

Yup, that’s indeed what it says with the third word.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

Ooh thanks for the scary movie recommendation. Glad I’m not in your immediate sacrifice plans hehe (⊙ _ ⊙ ). Friends, for now.

“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.” Where is this house located, Paper Street?

Nice catch! It would have made more sense if the user you replied to noticed it first, based on their name.

edit: I take it back, you both have star in your name! You should become friends, to make this go full-circle!

Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.

Good lord, the existential dread!

sudo apt-get AED

The first time the price of a good changes between the time I put it in my cart/basket and checkout, I will be starting a class-action lawsuit against corporate fraud.

They should be charged an “inconvenience fee” for each and every person whose data was breached.

With that despicable personality, and a face that looks more and more like a blob fish removed from the ocean depths, this guy proves on a daily basis that money can’t buy everything.

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Someone at Xitter should hire me ASAP! My development skills are on-par with Elon.

Enlighten us, oh knowledgeable one, what is AI?