Hell, I’m still rocking with a GTX 950. It runs Left for Dead 2 and Team Fortress 2, what more do I need?

Been in a pub toilet when a drunk guy came in, whipped it out half way across the room and the dirty fucker started pissing while staggering to the urinal. Just a fucken animal.

It’s part of the audience participation.

You put the newspaper over your head during the rain scene, throw the rice during the wedding scene, etc.

There is dozen of things to do and say during the movie.

Example: whenever Brad says his name “I’m Brad Major”, the audience shouts out “ARSEHOLE!”

Take your newspaper and rice

Up every morning at the crack of noon.

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

“Quick! Jump to chrome instead!” - Google spokesperson

He’s old and tired.

If/when that happens, its still better than giving twitter any traffic.

You’re a good doctor!

When the builder is on LSD

The destructiveness of mining uranium, the toxic cooling water, spend radioactive fuel rods and contaminated machinery.

Real clean…

Nuclear as clean? Now that’s loco talk.

It’s Zed’s.

Who’s Zed?

Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.

Dont go away. Here’s Bob with sports

Sounds like a good opportunity for a crowdfunded start up.

Whoa, there was a lot of fElon fellatio in the replies on that site.