…says guy who gets free healthcare and is paid by a public who he does nothing good for and billionaires who bribe him to hurt the public.

That’s what she said.

Nothing

I’m no acupuncturist, but I’m pretty sure that it’s SUPPOSED to say “naan minutes”, which is time spent enjoying delicious Indian flatbread.

I guess you just eat your naan and then your ride arrives to ask you if you have any leftovers? 🤷

Pretty sure that was introduced some time in the 70s or 80s. Plus it’s delicious 😁

I’m all for it if it also means having enough time to stop the Bush v Gore debacle from happening, thus likely avoiding 9/11 and thus a huge chunk of all the shittiest things to happen to the world in this millennium.

Yeah no, some of us foreigners tend to be squeamish about products of slave labor…

I use coasters, btw.

Last month I attended the Sundance Film Festival, and as always, there were a lot of films that featured lots of characters snorting lots of cocaine.

And that’s just the documentaries about the festival!

You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

Words to live by or class action lawsuit waiting to happen? Won’t know until you try!

The kids yearn for robots.

I know I did back in the 80s and 90s when I was a kid. Perfect example of a monkey paw wish, though, as fascists gonna fasc

Kisma Dudee? Sounds like an Australian yogi 😛

It has been created to “attract young users to Linux”.

Might want to update their “kids these days love this” reference list a bit 😄

To quote the great Suzy Eddie Izzard: I was dead at the time!

Like rain on your wedding day?

Which can be ASMR depending on pronunciation and tone of voice.

Yeah, I completely agree. Doesn’t stop publicly celebrating something being “surprisingly okay-ish” from being hilarious to me as a concept, though 😁

Nipple support is included in the genital engorgement flatpak

Reach out, charge me!