It’s not like it’s even all that difficult. Just don’t act like a Nazi.

#3 is entirely why I’m skipping the Switch 2, when I’ve previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That’s way too easy for co-op though, so I’m sure Remedy changed it.

Gotta milk the cash cow.

Could be inherited.

Is that supposed to be Shart? Wow, they did her dirty, holy shit.

Hey, no worries, man. That’s just how it goes sometimes. Appreciate the generosity anyway!

Ooh, AER Memories of Old, please, and thanks. That’s been on my wishlist for awhile.

Well, this has no online component, so hopefully it won’t end up like Battlefront Classic.

That’s a failure to download the installers to begin with, not them being taken away from you after the fact.

If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

Good thing I have the GOG offline installer already downloaded.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Maybe not this specific statement, but I think it certainly highlights that everything about the game in general has been kind of a mess.

Are they actually bounty hunters? The trailer made it seem like they were gladiators competing in a blood sport league.

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

Can’t go wrong with pretty much any pre-Skyward Sword Zelda. SS itself also has Ballad of the Goddess, which was good, but I can’t remember any other tunes from it or BOTW that aren’t just reprises of tracks from previous games.

Why would I shell out $50 to play on a tiny ass screen with shitty touchscreen controls? Fuck that noise.

LessWrong are a bunch of pretentious loons, so you’re not wrong.

Yeah, Switch pointer controls were pretty YMMV, simply because the joycons themselves aren’t nearly as reliable in that regard as the Wiimotes were.