The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

Pretty sure this article is about the USA

Also where the fuck is this free healthcare?

Yes, but I also like tits and blood.

But we still get tits and blood, right?

Actually, the moths cost extra.

The rider shouldn’t have to care.

Naturally, simply being in a “self-driving” Tesla is reason enough to worry.

When the motor drivers are energized?

So, shoot live rounds, then?

Time to (a) fork it (b) stop using GitHub

What’s with the defuckening?

But I want to mock it good-naturedly, too.

The point of code is to be read by other humans, not just computers.

The joke was that Perl is a clusterfuck

Because of all the garbage

You know, the stuff in @_