Sometimes I do pull the source and build natives myself, just to spite these fuckers

But that’s only because I know how to fix their seventeen build errors

Oh wow, it can get shittier?

Oh, it was the one I left to treat myself! Yay

Hey, that means you’re better now than you were then! Cause for celebration. Treat yourself! Leave a silly little comment, or even just leave a happy little bug in your next commit as a gift to your future self.

I don’t think he’s finished

Oh, you can write C without the standard library. That’s how I first learned it.

500 Error

libc is a dependency

Y’all just have too many dependencies

It’s both.

Databases are just Excel with extra steps

And uhhh which solar system would that be, exactly?

Hey, I do both

Because that’s what the buzzword has come to mean. It’s not Lemmings’ fault, it’s the shitty capitalists pushing this slop.

Good call on the keys

This same style is popping up everywhere.

Look for style consistency, including lettering, colors, line thicknesses, character features (e.g. number of fingers, shapes of facial features)

Thanks, I hadn’t realized that!

Cool, now do it without AI slop

It’s only illegal if you’re caught

They took all that data and used it to exploit the kids.