MAM, please calm down.

Tim Apple*

Will Barry B. Benson bee involved?

At least he didn’t defile it.

So these robots will be autobots?

OK boomer.

The fuck are you talking about?

A christmas carol with Patrick Stewart as Scrooge. And, of course, Die hard. Edit: I forgot - Home alone.

Just like the cake.

Come train with us. Forever and ever and ever and ever …

Creepier than Duo?

Fuck me.

… please?

You underestimate the number of us who would fuck off the earth and leave our current boring lonely miserable unfulfilling lives in a second.

Whatte?!

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That’s yellow journalism.

He should send it to StezStixFix.

You’re offal

Chiqui ti ta tell me what’s wrong