But actually it was democrats who were the slavers! That’s why republicans honor their democrat heritage by flying a traitor flag? Fuck I can’t even keep up with their mental gymnastics.

Not really. It’s porn now.

MUTHAFU-

I can type with one hand and pull a lever with the other, thank you.

But really quick, explain how balatro is gambling for the idiots among us

I thought you were joking about the recent kerfuffle, but no, you’re really this stupid.

Last I saw they were selling the fake textless cards, but God damn they went and did it for reals. Looks like a fusion of magic and yugioh.

Oh I’m aware, I just have no idea what the hell it is and I’m putting off a reinstall.

That happens with my windows machine so eh. See if your distro has a hibernate option.

Because it takes 15 minutes to boot.

Send help.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

I know, I’m just saying that has indeed been the whole deal of the franchise. Basically a more unhinged gta.

like a bootleg GTA title.

You have correctly grasped the SR franchise. The first 3 titles were great and the 4th was playable at least. It actually outperformed gta in a lot of ways like car customization, and the ability to actually run, customize, and expand a gang.

I had to pause the game because I was laughing too hard to play when this happened.

Important to note that immediately after that cutscene, you massacre your way through dozens of luchadores while “you’re the best” by Joe Esposito plays.

Though to be fair, saints row was always a game that set the bar of ridiculousness very high, then one upped itself in the next game, and it was gonna be pretty tough after defusing a launched nuke while riding it, then smashing through the white house to land at the desk. Which is fine, by the way, because you’re already the president. And the matrix stuff but we don’t talk about that as much.

Fosty is my favorite and one of very few reasons why I would rate the vr killing floor 2/10 instead of 1/10.

“Hello police I have a server full of cp, oh get in the van? OK.”

You mean the woke pope? Apologies for inflicting an ai summary upon you but it does sum it up quite well. A lot of catholics really don’t like Francis.

It’s a unique kind of stupid that deserves recognition.

Eh, who’s gonna hold me responsible?

Too late, Nintendo just filed a trademark for text on a screen, which you are now infringing upon.

New models have LED headlights and they’re awful. They’re angled down, but any sort of hilly back road means you’re blinding anyone in front of you anyway. Halogen are much better because it’s a softer glow instead of a laser beam.