Boomer Humor Doomergod

I don’t scream into a pillow. I just wake up at dawn and have a panic attack until I have to actually move.

Got it. No therapist it is.

Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?

If so, young men aren’t doing it.

Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.

If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.

There is an uncut shot of a cat falling 20-30 feet into an ocean.

If that’s not cruelty I don’t know what is.

If you want to see more animal endangerment check out Milo & Otis.

They legit threw a cat off a cliff into the ocean for it.

One of those American robot cars

‘Member when podcasts were just RSS feeds with MP3 attachments?

My ninth grade homeroom teacher seemed pretty okay but he kept a fifth of Jack in his desk so maybe that helped

The fact that it ran on a Macintosh meant I could play it on the school computers during study hall.

No idea. I never liked Doom or Wolfenstein because it was just mindless violence, which gets old quick.

But Marathon had a universe and a story and characters and puzzles AND mindless violence.

Maybe they just let the marketing folks determine what was popular and mimicked that.

Original Marathon was really great. While you’re waiting for BUNGIE to drop this turd you should play the open source remake Aleph One.

It’s available on Steam for free as Classic Marathon.

I like Ubuntu but Rocky is also fun.

So they’re going to take what was once the best place for honest reviews and make it shittier.

Glad they don’t have an API or it would make the internet worse.

Thanks

I don’t remember it ever having a sticker, but I guess so.

Didn’t realize it would become a collectible.

I have one of these but stopped using it because it was bulging enough to bend the case.

Only problem is I can’t do the recall because they need the serial number which is on a piece of paper I threw away a decade ago.

So he needed a massive AI to replicate the yahoo.com landing page from 1997.

Just a reminder: Musk wanted the Mars version of these done by next year for the transfer window.

I’ve got like 2k hours into KSP and still barely understand the game, just how to use Mechjeb

VaaS the Stampede