My heart always sinks when it’s a recovery, not a full recovery :(
My heart always sinks when it’s a recovery, not a full recovery :(
A man’s TV started interpreting English as Russian.
“Surely this is just temporary,” the TV thought. “This won’t last forever,” it thought.
Lucky, the TV made a recovery.
IIRC this is the reason McDonald’s ice cream machines were always down, because the Taylor company that made them had this exact same contract, but they finally reversed that policy a few years ago. Now Terumo Cardiovascular is doing the exact same shitty practice, likely with the exact same outcome: broken machines that don’t work when you need them to. One step forward two steps back in this fucking dystopia
Loved the game when I first started, now I’m feeling stuck. I need to watch the tutorial videos!
Bullshit. I had to chargeback my credit card to cancel it, it was insane
Fuck that’s depressing
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge
This is a great development, albeit with a lot of soul crushing development behind it I assume. People who have to look at CSAM or whatever the acronym is have a miserable job, so I’m very supportive of trying to automate that away from people.
I would unironically love it if a restaurant had this
I love this
And what ingredient is that? 👀
To shreds you say
It wasn’t a terrible idea, but I’m not surprised that it failed
Chunks, obviously
You need double tides tildes for the cross out text to work
Sounds like this is primarily to punish companies for purchasing fake reviews. I’m a fan
There’s a reason they do it. For every time we hear about it, there are 100 stories that got buried using the same strategy
Gotcha. Not sure why the artist / uploader went with a gif format for a static image though
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