Sadly they sell many. They sell them in batches like twice a year and they sell out in seconds.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

Harry potter always does the weirdest movies /s