You can never go back.

I know how to touch type in Colemak but not Qwerty. Is this a sign of autism?

I’m not saying she shouldn’t have complained about this. She has every right to, but complaining about it definitely made the problem a lot worse.

I’m going to shill for LifX here and not get paid for it. I swear.

They already made smart bulbs that you can set a “cleaning schedule” on that uses UV light.

I don’t have any yet because LifX is expensive. I have 11 of their multicolor bulbs throughout the house, though. Bought those back when I had bachelor guy money.

https://www.lifx.com/products/lifx-color-clean-edition-1pk

We might as well just start calling them “features.” We all know Apple is about to.

I gave up arguing with people like you a long time ago, but I still want you to know actively telling people they’re just as bad as cigarettes will keep people on cigarettes, which are 4000x worse than vaping. Your misguided views are extremely harmful.

My shit’s been stolen like 50 times in the past two years. It’s got to be worthless by this point.