Thanks I hate it.

In other news politicians continue to be confused as to why people are angry…

Well shit. Time to rip my own files because their migration stuff is going to be all Microsoft proprietary.

Hey I’ve got them beat I’ve never tried Linux!

(I need to though, I really do.)

That reminds me of this comic strip…

Because of course it is. God forbid corporations do even one thing for safety without us breathing down their necks.

You…

You mean that in a good way right?

RIGHT!?!

Thank you.

They’re all state actors these days because all the ones that didn’t hook up with a country for protection either got their doors kicked in at 3 in the morning; or they kept to small enough operations to not be a real bother. I guess one of them could have forgotten the 2010’s, but I doubt it. They tend to be smarter than other criminals.

Best case? Some grey hat found a hole in security for Internet connected cameras and is just having fun. Worst case? Training runs by a state actor.

Yup. They have the exchange operators on record saying they actively trade against their customers. It’s a club and if you’re not in it you don’t get to win.

I’d like dev access please. I have ideas.

silently goes to German GitHub to learn German words

You really should use a separate phone though. Even if it’s just a virtual phone. Everyone deserves to have free time.

I keep Do Not Disturb on most of the time and my wife can contact me at any time. Her and a few others are flagged as exceptions.

Your doctor has a work phone that is available only during hours.

The agency they turned into DOGE was responsible for fixing healthcare.gov and preventing future bad roll outs. But they fired the actual talent to replace them with Musk’s interns.

If they can’t change what’s essentially a variable name without issues then should they be doing the job?

They have a reason. You just don’t like it.

I don’t think we can be. We’d be paralyzed if we tried to be wholly serious.

If they weren’t in plain text how could we check to make sure it’s still there?