I honestly think this makes a pretty good fit.

Castlevania’s flashy, ornate aesthetic and over-the-top dramatics could transition nicely to the stage.

Like, imagine the WHAT IS A MAN monologue being belted out from centerstage under a spotlight and accompanied by organ music.

I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.

“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”

I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.

Good ol’ Fink Manufacturing…