Ben Hur Horse Race

rise up!

I am superior to everyone in the world because I own a Nikon DSLR (its a d60 from like 2010)

I agree, good reference

I had to look it up myself, but it appears to be divorce advice (hit the gym, lawyer up, delete facebook)

thats fun

thats one of the most badass statements ive ever read

honestly though, the real story here is that you cannot strafe

fair enough, im not saying it doesnt look like shit, just that people who like wicked ate it right up. I didnt see it because I am straight

people didnt seem to mind

you’re funny. go have a look.

amazing ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

theres a pub in dublin, ireland that sells it from behind the bar. kinda fun as a novelty. mulligans on poolbeg st

comedy genius. really useful.

so, uh… it really couldnt be said of any game at all… the idea that the game makes it better than real power washing because you can stop at any time with out leaving a half finished driveway is cracking me up dude i love it

ah well then laddie you just tell me when youre ready to man the old washer

theres always work down the shipyard for ye

im not trying to be provocative

but have you ever considered actually cleaning things

you can get paid to do this

irl power washwers are fun

haha yeah ok I hear you, Ive just never perceived this or known that anyone else did, but maybe they do and I just didnt know

thank you for the actually

Im actually in Ireland, but I grew up in western PA. There is a Deutschestown in north Pittsburgh, and a few breweries have faux bierhalles like Penn Brewery for example. Max’s Alleghenney Tavern in Pgh is a ‘German Restaurant’ as well, but they do “quirky german” things like serve beer in jars, which is not done in Germany at all…

anyway, genetically, Im half polish half irish, but there were shit tons of italians everywhere also. plenty of krauts in my schools though, now that im old enough to decipher their last names’ ethnic origins. some scandanavians also

…English is not the “default” ancestry for Americans. I think I know one dude from Michigan who has English heritage. Most folks I’d know have blood from Poland, Ireland, Italy and Germany. It varies regionally.