Ioughttamow

I already like drinking wine, I could be a mentat!

Moses on the polar express

I wanted to go see it but it’s been a busier month than I was expecting. I should do a better job of keeping my calendar up to date

Woooh! I’ve been waiting for this

I’m the grim darkness of the future, you take out a mortgage to build a pc. Real glad i sprang for upgrades for my machine in December and January

Don’t care if he doesn’t feel bad about it, I know he sucks, fucking poser

Die, fleshlings

Yowza

Environmentaldisasterremediationcraft

“Unless that man is an actual laborer, haha, fuck those plebs”

Me not that kind of orc

But they’d go rock hard stale before you got through 4 of them!

You should pick up a copy of Mr b gone and burn it

I almost forgot the alarmo

Deus Vult!

Corps keep squeezing labor more and more, time to squeeze back a piddling little bit

Where’s my waifu Bezos body pillow?

Is 2.5m even worth apples time?

I would kill myself with no weekend. It’s no way to live. Just work slaves

I suppose there would be a death of grass